Tweets

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

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(Source: gaynewt, via d0nn0)

spankmehardbarry:

omgs:

*daddy rips dick off and throws it*

"go fetch :)"

me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes* 

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(via teenbussy)

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

(via taryndeee)

fabulusly:

my heart says chipotle but my wallet says no

(via d0nn0)

↖ nothing i just wanted to show you how cool my icon is

(Source: swarnpert, via d0nn0)